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I've been using this stuff for years and recommending it to patients for just as long. It works. That's really the whole pitch.

Evil Bone Water is a Chinese herbal liniment made by Saint Apothecary with imperial-grade ingredients. It's fast-absorbing, deep-penetrating, and useful for a wider range of things than most people expect. Pain, swelling, bruising, sprains, strains, overuse injuries, cuts, insect bites, burns, inflammation. Sports injuries respond particularly well. Trusted by over 2,800 acupuncture clinics worldwide. Over 600,000 bottles sold. It's not a new thing. It's an old formula that actually works.

As a licensed practitioner, I sell it directly. You get it from someone who actually uses it and knows what she's talking about.

How to use it: Apply directly to the affected area and rub in until absorbed. 2-4 times daily, or as needed. Wash hands after application. If sprayed, it vents the surface and cools.

Common uses: Joint pain, muscle and ligament pain, spinal pain, bruising, sprains, general pain, cuts and insect bites, burns, infection, inflammation, first aid. Sports injuries especially.

Ingredients: Zhang Nao (Natural Camphor), Bo He Nao (Natural Menthol), Gui Pi (Cinnamon Bark), Hu Zhang (Japanese Knotweed), E Zhu (Zedoary), Bai Zhi (Angelica), Ji Gu Xiang (Croton), Qian Jin Ba (Flemingia Root), Bai Niu Dan (Elecampane), San Qi (Ginseng), Quality-Treated Water, High Quality Alcohol.

External use only. Do not ingest. Flammable. Do not apply to abdomen or sacrum during pregnancy, or to breasts while breastfeeding. Do not store in refrigerator. Safe for ages 2+.

"When in doubt, put Evil Bone Water on it."